If George Bush was an idiot. . . .

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of  Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word “advice” would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W.. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 5 months — so you’ll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer. And another question – To accept all this and do nothing, who is the real idiot?

LET’S SEE HOW MANY OF YOU FORWARD THIS…

Senior Health Care Solution- Silly, Wrong, No Really

Received this in an email without attribution.

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my friend the other day, I think we found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you are a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. You really don’t need that new hip, or the medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes or heart problems.

We simply can’t afford to take care of you anymore.  Lets take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution:

• When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets.
• You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
• You will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, and all the health care you need!

Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this ??
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care!

And – here’s a plus - since you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income tax.

Now if we all do our part , we can end up in the same prison,

and have one great party &  a hell of a social life.

Wild Animals Join Democratic Party, Wait For Bailout

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of joining the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.

Members of England’s Parliament Suicide Risks Over Expenses

LONDON (Reuters) – Embarrassing disclosures about the vast expenses claims of MPs amount to a “McCarthy-style witch-hunt” that risks driving politicians to suicide, an MP warned on Friday.

Nadine Dorries wrote on her blog that the two-week scandal, in which the Daily Telegraph has drip-fed details of how MPs have abused their generous expense allowances, was forcing politicians to the brink.

Read the rest here.

That could never happen here….. Nah..

Government Stimulus “I See Dead People”

This should be the Friday funny, only it really isn’t funny.

MYFOXNY.COM – This week, thousands of people are getting stimulus checks in the mail. The problem is that a lot of them are dead…..

…..The Social Security Administration, which sent out 52 million checks, says that some of those checks mistakenly went to dead people because….

Read the rest here.